What would you do if a midget in a hot dog costume chased you with a kielbasa in his hand screaming "EAT ME!"?

August 3, 2009 · 9 comments

Laugh hysterically, and think that I've probably just witnessed something filmed for Jackass. Then I'd stop and see what happens next when he catches up to me. hehe

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Tony M August 3, 2009 at 7:46 am: Run.
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Ted B August 3, 2009 at 8:30 am: laugh, then run at him and the last second hurdle over him, so he turns around quickly and trips over his feet
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Chaos August 3, 2009 at 9:09 am: i would probably realize that i was in some kind of acid trip and that its not real…….
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MR BAIT™ August 3, 2009 at 9:42 am: I would sick my mime on him and return him to Dr. Phil.
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R.I.P. Gummi Bear Devourer August 3, 2009 at 10:04 am: I would grab him and punt him
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countrygirl August 3, 2009 at 10:44 am: I think I’d be having some serious flash backs or a wicked @$$ dream!
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cynthetiq August 3, 2009 at 11:28 am: tip him over and kick him

I hate keilbasa
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stina belle August 3, 2009 at 12:15 pm: Laugh hysterically, and think that I’ve probably just witnessed something filmed for Jackass. Then I’d stop and see what happens next when he catches up to me. hehe
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YahooSuck The Devil has returned August 3, 2009 at 1:01 pm: I would submit to his request. Thank you for answering my question.
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